Find someone who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.
when you’re at a family gathering and family members you dont know very well try to kiss you
I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass
it was a challenge
The One Direction fandom is going to be an absolute shit show tomorrow
ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired
i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall
the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.