What Happened to Forever

Find someone who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

(via zackisontumblr)

24 04/14

tanpom:

when you’re at a family gathering and family members you dont know very well try to kiss you

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(via ugly)

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ozei:

i did this on my friends hand during class today

ozei:

i did this on my friends hand during class today

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24 04/14
Anonymous asked: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

24 04/14

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

24 04/14

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via pizza)

24 04/14

kingoftheniall:

The One Direction fandom is going to be an absolute shit show tomorrow

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24 04/14

lameborghini:

ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired

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24 04/14
frecklesrex:

Why wikipedia is a reliable site

frecklesrex:

Why wikipedia is a reliable site

(Source: thegirlwhobrokeintothetardis, via mark-the-asian)

24 04/14

joshpeckofficiall:

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

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24 04/14

listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

(Source: azkabanter, via perks-of-being-chinese)

24 04/14

amimarriedtokeshayet:

maybe now we can stop doubting her intelligence just because she sings party songs

(Source: cracked.com, via beyoncevevo)

24 04/14

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

(Source: urbanendling, via mark-the-asian)

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nunderwater:

kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists

(Source: andrewbelami, via mark-the-asian)

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