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What Happened to Forever


Ashley. Seventeen. Chinese American. Lonely.

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

jasonwongart:

Speed Animation 160
More visual puns today.  Had a lot of fun with this, even though i animated fire today.  i think that it actually turned out ok though, so i’m pretty happy with it.  Today’s pun is ‘heart burn’ for all of you that may not get it right away.  this test took me about maybe an hour, not really sure how long it took me since i did it on little breaks in between work.  

jasonwongart:

Speed Animation 160

More visual puns today.  Had a lot of fun with this, even though i animated fire today.  i think that it actually turned out ok though, so i’m pretty happy with it.  Today’s pun is ‘heart burn’ for all of you that may not get it right away.  this test took me about maybe an hour, not really sure how long it took me since i did it on little breaks in between work.  

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.THATS THE SPIRIT.THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.

THATS THE SPIRIT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

mtsilveronrs:

but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth

vuls:

Jenny Holzer
Truisms Pencils 

vuls:

Jenny Holzer

Truisms Pencils 

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective