What Happened to Forever

Find someone who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

em-muh:

Just put on dark lipstick and act like nothing happened

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

14 04/14

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

(via conformtoauthority)

14 04/14
y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

(via chocolatesmarties)

14 04/14
rnike:

How about being stabbed

rnike:

How about being stabbed

(Source: heterosaxual, via conformtoauthority)

14 04/14

(Source: yatos-butt, via orgasm)

14 04/14
spoken-not-written:

awesome
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littlealleybug:

sexrova:

The uncensored version of Diet Mtn Dew (in my opinion the best version of this song).

(…) Hit me my darling tonight
I don’t know why but I like it
Gotta get back to the wild
Give it up give it up
Live it up live it up (…)

(…) Hurt me and tell me you’re mine
I don’t know why but I like it
Scare me my God you’re divine
Gimme them gimme them
Dope and diamonds (…)

this is the fucking best thing I’ve ever heard I’m crying

(via beyoncevevo)

14 04/14

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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(Source: guy, via ugly)

14 04/14

bottomcal:

HOLD ON, I’M ON MY WAY

(via conformtoauthority)

14 04/14
Anonymous asked: my boyfriend calls me fat.

eudaldo:

call him single

14 04/14

apaigeuniverse:

undeadsuits:

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

speaking of reversed Frozen gifs

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(imgur)

you turned a kids movie into an animated porno

(Source: moonpurinsu, via conformtoauthority)

14 04/14
aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

(via conformtoauthority)

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(Source: nerdhy, via nbrhoods)

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